Yesterday I picked up half a dozen piles of dog crap, cleaned up a couple of piles of cat puke, and changed one dirrrrty diaper. Twelve days of Christmas this ain't. Now if you'll excuse me, my nose and watering eyes tell me that the kitty litter is overdue for a changing. And then the dogs need feeding (ours plus a guest), followed by more crap duty. Later another dirrrrty diaper change.