"We would gladly except any board games or toys your child might not need any more." Normally I would've said something, but other staff had already signed the bottom with a festive Easter message, and the paper was about to be photocopied about 50 times. Ah well.. (My message: have a 'hoppy' Easter! hop hop hop)
Reminds me of an Academy Awards moment a few years back.. Someone was presenting an award, lifetime achievement I think.. and was just about at the conclusion when she said, "I am very happy to prevent this award.. oops, present this award to..."