She: Come play sequins with us.
Me: Not right now, I'm eating my lunch, which is also a kind of game.
She: What? How is that a game?
Me: Well, uhh, if I eat everything on my plate, I win.
She: And if you can't finish everything, the food wins?
Me: That's right.
She: That's weird.
Me: Yeah, I know.
(She leaves and returns ten minutes later. I'm sweeping the crumbs off the plate and into the garbage.)
She: Looks like you lost.
Me: Oh well. Tried my best and that's all that matters. Time for sequins.
In other news, Spirit of the West is playing at the Commodore tonight! It'll be nice to see the good ol' boys again. Free Okanagan Springs for Biscotti and me? Please..