Mariah Carey "All I Want For Christmas Is You" (Dancing With An iPod In Public)

Merry Christmas!

C'mon, dude. Make yourself seen.

6:15 p.m. today. Dark. Eastbound on Hastings Street in Burnaby. Dark. A guy riding a bike in the curb lane. Dark. He's wearing black clothing. Dark. No lights or reflectors. Dark. No helmet. Dark. Idiot.