After packing the SSB and keeping it packed for two moves in five months, I recently came across it and
opened it for the first time. We are encouraged to "start each day with a new description of your boss, or let a loved one know just how much you appreciate them the morning after". The day after I randomly scattered all sixty words onto the fridge, I found that Biscotti had created the subject heading seen above - thanks, love!Your task: insult me! Click on our fridge, take a few minutes to ponder each word, then spark the glow with your meticulously crafted insult. C'mon people, see if you can make me cry...
4 comments:
You’re a gross, foining, reeking, pernicious, logger-headed, slimy flap-dragon.
I'm sorry. I didn't mean that.
I looked up some of the words, and it turned out that what I called you made no sense.
Take #2:
You’re a gross, reeking, pernicious, logger-headed, slimy courtesan.
Take that.
your first one was alright, the slight sting i felt was offset by your misplaced apology (no apologies allowed!)
your second one hurt. especially with the after-jab, "Take that". still stinging.
the magnets came with a sheet of translations, but posting it would've been too much work, so i didn't.
check out what kelly's been working on: Surrey Indians - it's a beaut.
That site is a beauty.
On a seperate but related note, it seems that I led the team in sacrifice flies this year. In light of this, I feel a little cheated over the MVP vote. I don't think that the sacrifice fly department was given sufficient weight.
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